beadyeyedbrat

FuNnIsHnEsS 2
Words 'O' Wisdom

 

 

We started with pc bumper stickers and pop culture type

sayings. Then it got into "Wordz of Wizdom"

(Or as Joy calls it; "Clay levity") and blossomed.

 Note: we get carried away at times. : /

Feel free to groan at any time.

Altoids are the candies you get for free

when you buy the box to cover with clay

~Deb's dh~

 

Never catch the Zap-a-gap
bottle with your knees
~Joanie~

 

Making pasta with a machine is really a myth
Shery Bailey

"Sculpey's Law"
You will have the best ideas when you don't have time to do them.
~Jody Bishel & Anne Peterson~

 

 

Whining piteously at the Michaels front window won't get the doors open any faster.

Clay under the fingernails is a sign of a true clayer.
~Christine~

Dyslexics have more fnu.

 

Don't show your friends what you're making unless you're prepared to teach them ALL how to do it.


Let the freaking blade DROP!
'Tis easier to bend down and pick it up than to explain how you got that gash in your thigh.

 

 

The piece always falls smoosh-able part down.

Read ALL the instructions before you start.

 Judge yourself (if you must) by your OWN standards. If it's worth it to YOU to spend half an hour making sure all the edges of the slices are absolutely, positively smooth, then do so.

 

If the instructions tell you to put the slices on the ball,

and THEN shape it into a heart, listen to the nice lady

ThiThis is not a test. If your slices aren't as thin as Donna's, give it a rest. Practice. (Note: scrap clay is precious, too)
   

Pet rats will eat anything.
   
Double check all presents to make sure you glued magnets on the back of ALL the refrigerator magnets and they stayed there.
~Jules~		 If it's ugly, it's ugly, and throwing more clay at it won't help.
WALK AWAY!

 
Hot solder looks exactly like cold solder.
~Risa~

While six month old babies and Pomeranians cannot reach the clay table, one year olds and German Sheperd/Chow/"country gentleman" mixes can.

   

Your mother isn't watching.
If you're really happy with the cute little dragon bead you sculpted, don't go around asking everybody "what does this look like to you?" unless you're REALLY prepared to hear "I don't know, a gargoyle, a pig, and a REINDEER!?!?!?"
 

Nature has determined that you will run out of that
crucial colour of clay just two minutes after
the craft store closes for a super-long holiday weekend.
~David Liew~

 

This one is for everyone to fill in the blank....

The ___ is in direct proportion to the ___ of the ___.

Some of mine:

The dullness of the blade is in direct proportion to the softness of the cane.

The breakability of the piece is in direct proportion to the curiousity of a 2 year old.

 (nosey neighbor, teenager, average male) <ducking>

The deadline for finishing a piece is in direct proportion to the urgency of the phone call.
~beb~

 

The excitement and artistic inspiration hitting at any moment is in direct proportion to the

clingy-ness of  your kids at that same moment.
~Meredith Lesly~

 

If it looks like a gingerbread man, SOMEONE will try to eat it.

   
7 clay addicts can drink a LOT of coffee! Always be aware what is going in your mouth when claying.
Always be aware what is going in your mouth when claying.

 

 A bottle of Future looks a lot like a bottle of dish detergent. 

 
Always tie back your hair when using your dremel tool else you might get your
dremel caught in your hair and it fried off and you'll have an instant dreadlock
that you'll have to cut out of your hair.
~Susan~		 Clay will get you through times of no money
better than money will get you through times of no clay.
~beb~
   
 
   

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