Whatevers are things that have no name and I can't come up with one...

"Hands"

Whatever

A sign?

It's made so it will
stick into the ground.

Hands comin' atcha. Still wet

 A wire coat hanger for "stakes"

to stick into the ground.

 With a coat of torn-up coffee filters. The lighter colored

paper is still wet.

Under a blue LED. How it

will look in the yard.

To